MORONS OF THE WEEK

A frisky couple gets busted outside a Tampa billiards establishment last night when a police officer patrolling the area spotted them "gettin' it on" in the parking lot against a car. The female was seen with her pants at her knees, her male companion behind her with his penis exposed and, according to the report, was packin' it in the back way.

The couple were booked into the Hillsborough County Jail and charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour. The man was additionally charged with exposure of sexual organs while his frisky friend was also charged with giving the cop a phony name.

Here's the story from The Smoking Gun.

And while we're dealing with morons, everyone should know that if you owe the IRS money on back taxes, they will eventually come calling and asking for payment.

A Pasco County couple who won $13 million in the Florida Lottery nine years ago know that well now after being busted today for falsely reporting their income for the years 2000 through 2002. It didn't help that the couple had a very public falling out with their son after Mommy reportedly stopped giving him money a few years ago, a case that eventually made it into the court system after they accused him of threatening her. Such things get the attention of the tax man, and he will come knocking.