HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ORANGE HUMMER? IT'S KINDA HARD TO MISS

Authorities in the Houston metro area have placed an all points bulletin on the orange Hummer that baseball great Roger Clemens was given by his New York Yankee teammates in 2003. It was stolen this morning from the parking lot of Memorial High School in the Spring Branch area of Harris County, where his 18 year old son (and future Texas Longhorn) Koby is a senior. Seems that he forgot to LOCK THE DOOR, thus making the vehicle an easy target.

The Hummer has Texas license plates T63 CZP. There is a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and charging of the thief or thieves.

It shouldn't be too hard to find. It's the only orange Hummer around town.