IT'S NOT JUST THE KIDS GETTIN' FRISKY ANYMORE

Orlando television station WKMG-6 reported over the weekend that sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) are running rampant in, of all places, The Villages retirement community near Orlando.

The report quoted a gynecologist as saying she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus among the retirees there than she ever did when practicing in Miami, noting that one of her patients was in her 80s.

A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.

This report actually got picked up by CNN, and is one of the local pieces being featured on it's Web site. Pretty soon, folks all over will be thinking Floridians are just a bunch of sexual freaks; teachers gettin' it on with students, now seniors gettin' frisky behind the community gates.

Can't you just picture Grandma gettin' it on, asking the neighbour "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"