GOD WORKS IN REALLY MYSTERIOUS WAYS!

I've heard preachers say a lot of really weird things, but this takes the cake:

Televangalist Benny Hinn is threatening to sue the religious satire magazine The Door for putting online a video clip showing his wife Suzanne preaching at his former church in Orlando.

The clip shows her telling the congregation, referring to lifeless, backsliding Christians:

"You know, my engine is revving up...revving to go. It's revving up! How 'bout yours? And if it's not, you know what? If your engine is not revving up, you know what you need? You need a Holy Ghost ENEMA! Right up your rear end!

"Be God pleasers...don't be a people pleaser! Because if you're a people pleaser, you're a BUTT KISSER! If you're a people pleaser, you're a BUTT KISSER! And there's no other word for it!"

Check out the video clip for yourself!

Thanks to the Tampa-based Recess Time blog for the heads up!