THE ONLY FIREWORKS HE'LL HAVE TONIGHT WILL BE IN HIS BEDROOM

Today marks the third wedding of developer/reality TV star Donald Trump and longtime girlfriend Melania Knauss in Palm Beach County. For a man who usually gets whatever he wants, whenever he wants it, I'm certain that he was disappointed Friday when, at a hastily called special meeting of the Palm Beach Town Council, he was turned down unanimously for his request for a fireworks permit which would have allowed a nine minute show.

Seems like Palm Beach has not allowed fireworks shows to be done from land in over 20 years, only from barges on the Intercoastal Waterway or Atlantic Ocean, so they felt permission to Trump would be a bad precedent. From the sound of the Palm Beach Post, some of the council members were not happy about calling a special meeting to determine the question, as the application was not submitted until Tuesday.

Apparently, someone in The Trump Organization dropped the ball. Someone may just yet hear those words from Donald..."You're Fired!" for real!